NGGAK PERLU DIBACA

Aku udah pesan lho yo .... rasah diwoco

Urip iku mung sedelo

Mulo ojo digawe sengsoro

Ayo podo makaryo golek bondo

Ning ojo lali karo wanito

Sing disebut surgo ndunyo

Bojo limo ra popo

Ben iso kelonan saben dino

Seminggu iku pitung ndino

Dadi sing rong dino iso nyilih rondo

Ra usah mikir duso

Sing Kuwoso iku gede pangapuro

Mulo konco...

Tulung pitutur iki disebarno marang konco lan Moro Tuo

Kowe bakal diantem nganggo tugelan boto

Ra percoyo cubo buktino!!!

Sing meneng berarti rumongso

Sing mesem lan ngguyu berarti kulino ...

Sing manyun berarti ra'iso boso jowo

KAMUS KECIL MAU KE AUSTRALIA

Manyun : The Art Of Doing Nothing

Mlipir : Walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road

Nggeblak : Fall backward and then hit own head

Mblonyo : Smearing one's body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it

Ngalang : Taking the longer way to get to the destination

Ngontel : Riding an old bicycle

Kejlungup : Falling/ tripping forward (and may hit own face)

Wedhus gembel : Hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano

Tlusupen : A small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin

Ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono : Like that yes like that but don't be like that

Kambonan : Feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad

Mbrojol : Things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity

Kembrukan : Get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/body

Kunduran : Got hit by a truck that is moving backward

Ngokop : Drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth

Blereng : Cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright

Gejeglong : Falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole

Pecicilan : Being overly active carelessly

Katisen : Feeling unwell because of cold temperature

Mbribeni : Making too much noise, disturbing other people

Cenanangan : Doing something without thinking about the consequences

Kesrimpet : Tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc.

Ngebrok : Cannot hold bowel movement

Pecirit : Something coming out from one's rear end little by little

Gondelan : Hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert

TRY AND ERROR

This bengi near subuh, the mendung is gumandul on the sky.

The gluduks sound jlegar jleger like mercon.

The lightning mak klelap many times.

My memean is miber up to my window because kesebul the wind.

The trees geal-geol also almost fall.

The rain sound kemrocok nang nduwure roof.

It is very danger...

Now i'm afraid celingukan alone while crying-crying in my room...

I miss you so much my junjungan heart.. Instead of lholhak-lholhok alone, I heard sound of klenengan... I'm getting curigo... I'm checked it out... Damn, it was hot wedang jahe... I'm running jumpalitan through wedang jahe seller, then I call him sak mug beg... then I sruput it until entek... now I'm heavily mbleneg..

Nek iki Dagelan ...

Yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..

Your head = enDas mu..

Your eyes ripped = Matamu suwek

Your bald head = GUNDUL MU !!

Your knees falling down = Dengkulmu anjlog !!

Your bellybutton on fire = Udhelmu kobong !!

Your auntie's money = duwite mbokdemu tah ?

Your grandfather money = Duwite mBahmu !!

Your auntie teach you about that? = mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??

Your mother goalkeeper = makmu kiper ...

My body is not delicious today = awakku lagi gak enak.

Your face far away = raimu adoh

Your lips = lambemu..

Your bellybutton turn up = udelmu bodong

Your head smell gum benzoin = nDhasmu mambu menyan

Cricket !!! = jiangkrik

Your head was blown = ndasmu njeblug

Your eyes blind = matamu picek

Wanna eat your head = Tak kletak ndasmu !

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